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Calley. I may be the dumbest smart person you'll ever meet.
Peace and Love

gargoylesarecool:

ectoghostologist:

i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid 

They talk shit about other students if they like you enough too.

The Perks of Being a Real Nigga

because-fuck-you-thats-why:

pearu:

inspirational

This guy has his shit together

because-fuck-you-thats-why:

pearu:

inspirational

This guy has his shit together

i am too young to have this many embarrassing memories

yorshs:

my sister downloaded this thing on her ipod that lets her autotune her voice to twinkle twinkle little star

she made….this with it.

1 day ago380,581 plays
This Is The End (x)

tired-and-mean:

Vegetabrella by Yurie Mano

This is pretty rad-ish, but lettuce not get too excited, the umbrella will allow your head to romaine dry but it’s not very tasty. I know the puns are corny but I really don’t carrot all.

Reblogged for puns. Peas stop.

the-23-rd:

Martin Freeman on an unexpected journey

cheftier:

metallikato:

nuggles:

when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times and it starts doing

the thing

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These are called pills. You can remove them with a shaving razor. Be gentle with delicate fabrics!

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I actually laughed out loud at this.

I actually laughed out loud at this.